鷹眼嗆聲《復仇者聯盟》,飆歌大唱"我也跟他們一樣厲害好嗎"!

"我也跟他們一樣厲害好嗎"!

《復仇者聯盟》成員之一的鷹眼因為無顯著的超能力而一直被其他成員拿來開玩笑,這次他要為自己平反!日前上吉米法倫《今夜秀》,他終於唱出了自己的心聲!

你一定要仔細聽歌詞(請往下拉有翻譯),實在好笑得太經典了。如果這也算是一種超能力,大家都可以當超級英雄了!

歌曲改編自紅髮艾德(Ed Sheeran)的<大聲思考(Thinking Out Loud)>,歌詞內容如下:

When you’re on a team with the Hulk and Thor
當你有浩克和索爾一般的隊友

And we’re all up there on the movie screen,
當我們登上大螢幕

Will the people believe that I’m not quite as tough?
觀眾會覺得我差人一截嗎

Will anyone even notice me?
會有人注意到我嗎

But listen I’ve got powers too, they’re pretty sweet.
但我也是有超能力的,我也很厲害

I promise I can do so much more than just archery.
我保證我會的絕對不只有射箭

I’m serious guys.
說真的

I’ve got a collection of scarves and berets.
我有一堆絲巾貝雷帽

I play trombone in a ska band.
我在樂團裡可是吹伸縮號的

I once got to second base on my Tinder date.
我跟網友上過二壘

And my cat has got its own Instagram.
連我的貓都有Instagram

I tell you now
我要告訴你

I kick ass at Mario Kart.
我超會玩瑪利歐賽車

This year I played an extra in Paul Blart.
還去客串《百貨戰警》當路人

I can open a pickle jar.
黃瓜的罐子我會開

I’m friggin’ Hawkeye.
我是他X的鷹眼啊

Maybe I’m as super as they are.
我也跟他們一樣厲害好嗎

So maybe I still haven’t lost my virginity.
我還是處男又怎樣

But when I bowl I always score at least 70, after six beers
我打保齡球一定超過七十分,不過要先來半打啤酒

Yes I know 'bout Captain America’s strength.
對啦美國隊長是很威

Hulk becomes a towering man.
浩克也會變巨人

But I got seventh place in my fantasy league.
但是我的夢幻聯盟打到第七名

And I once butt-dialed Jean-Claude Van Damme.
還不小心撥給尚克勞范達美

When I go to Chipotle I get free guac.
我去速食店都有免費酪梨醬

I flirt with the cashier and she says I rock.
跟店員調情,她說我超優

I own water-resistant socks.
我家還有防水襪

I’m friggin’ Hawkeye.
我是他X的鷹眼啊

Maybe I'm as super as they are.
我也跟他們一樣厲害好嗎

Maybe I'm as super as they are.
我也跟他們一樣厲害好嗎

Maybe I'm as super as they are.
我也跟他們一樣厲害好嗎

是是是!我們知道你跟他們一樣厲害。鷹眼太幽默,這種歌詞都可以唱的這麼淡定,你怎麼可能不愛他呢?

 
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